The day started with a castle sunrise, and ended with a castle sunset. But the bit in between turned to shit very quickly.
It started well. We were both feeling great after our rest day. I was navigating beautiful back roads through cork oak trees. We even saw some guys harvesting the cork. But we needed supplies.
There was a shop coming up in a small town. We decided we would wait until the Lidl in a bigger town further on. Then we changed our mind. Then changed it back again. Then we turned right when we should have turned left.
Big mistake, as we suddenly found ourselves on a main road. But what happened next was way worse!
Mike went to do a U-turn when there was this almighty explosion and I was covered in glass.
WTF!
I sat there trying to process what had just happened.
Then I saw it.
My side window had shattered, with bits of glass still clinging in place.
“FUCK,” I said.
I opened the door and some of it tinkled onto the ground and it was all over my seat. It was a mess!
I closed the door and some more glass crashed down . I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much broken glass!
The first thought that entered my mind was, this could seriously ruin our day. How on earth were we going to get that fixed?
Some guys had been strimming on the side of the road and a rock had flown up and smashed my window.
Mike got out of the car and started swearing at the guys in English. They swore back in Portuguese. How could they think this was our fault? Meanwhile, I was a shivering, shaking mess. Trucks and cars continued to barrel past, not even slowing down.
The guys didn’t speak a word of English, and we didn’t speak a word of Portuguese, except for “Olá”. Anyway, we asked them to call the police. Polícia – that’s a new word I now know.
The police turned up and we communicated using our phones. He told us we should not have turned there because of a solid white line. But we were turning into a driveway, so it seemed legit to me. And the guys really should have stopped strimming when they saw us.
The local policeman was very nice and rang a glass place about 20 minutes away. They couldn’t get a spare window, but they could put a film on it. So we brushed all the glass away as best we could and drove there.
It was a fast road, and not very nice with my window wide open and the breeze rushing in. We arrived at the glass fitting place, but he couldn’t fit the film until 2 pm. It was 12.45.
So we went to the nearby Mercedes dealer in the hope they might be able to find us a window. Thankfully, a man there spoke good English. He said they didn’t have a window in stock. I asked if he could see if any other dealers had one. If needed, we could get one ordered near a place we were travelling through.
He grabbed our documents with the VIN number and looked at his computer.
“Oh,” he said. “We might have one here.”
He disappeared upstairs while we twiddled our crossed fingers. He came back and said, “Good news!” Those were the words we wanted to hear.
It turned out someone had ordered the window and never picked it up. Yay for us! He said they couldn’t do it until 3 pm, but there was a good local restaurant we could try for lunch.
So we went to the restaurant. It was very, very busy – the Portuguese like eating out for lunch. There was a choice of buffet or off the menu. The idea of navigating a menu was beyond my cognitive ability at that time, so we chose the buffet, having no idea what it would cost.
There were lots of meats in gravy, potatoes, crisps and some green stuff. I tried a bit of everything and wasn’t too sure about the green stuff. Everything else was really tasty.
And the cost? 36 euros for both of us, including a Coke. I thought that was pretty good.
The window was a different story, though. But we didn’t care, we just wanted it fixed. We sat in the lovely air conditioning at the Mercedes dealer while we waited. A man came and made us a short black. It was pretty nice.
Then the man we spoke to earlier came out and asked what was wrong with the van. Seriously, we’d shown him an hour earlier. He’d gotten the glass for us. A panic rippled through me, wondering if they’d fixed the wrong thing.
But no, something had just gotten lost in translation. The staff thought they were fixing the mirror. But it was just a misunderstanding, and they had the glass for the window and went about fixing it.
We didn’t get Bertie back until 4.30 pm, with the grand total of 300 euros. Nothing is ever cheap at Mercedes, but we were just pleased they were able to fix it. We realised how fortunate we were.
Then we had to do the shopping at long last. This involved going to two supermarkets as Lidl didn’t have what we wanted. What sort of supermarket doesn’t sell AAA batteries?
Anyway, we were finally back on the road by 6 pm. I was absolutely exhausted, shattered like my side window, and a little traumatised by the day. But Mike seemed fine and was happy to drive.
It was 8 pm by the time we got to another old whitewashed town with a castle. The car park for camping cars also had a beautiful view over the lakes below. And as per our new thing, we hiked up to the top to watch the sunset.
This was another amazing town, quite different from the others. It reminded me of those villages in Greece, with the white walls, flowers on the sides and cats on every corner.
Except we only saw one cat, and it decided to take a shit right where we were enjoying the sunset. Then a couple of guys came along and gave us a dirty look, as if we’d made the smell.
Anyway, we moved away from the putrid stench and found a better spot for the sunset. We had a look around the ruins of the castle too. It was absolutely gorgeous and I felt like the day had redeemed itself.
At 9.30 pm we were back at Bertie and it was still stinking hot. So we sat outside and had a beer, watching the last of the remaining light disappear.